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Emporium

500: Internal Server Error

Oh crap.

This server takes its responsibilites very seriously. Every error page is seen as personal affront to it's delicate honour. Since it cannot be seen to tolerate failure, the various daemons involved will be punished to the full extent of system policy. They are, even now, being straced, and logged: the guilty parties will be arrested and terminated. And killed. Yes, terminated then killed.