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Strike One!

Strike One!

Look who parked in front of our house today: apparently a zero tolerance for crime doesn't include traffic regulations.

trav

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Sideswipe it.
Robbie
That'd was my thought too. Unfortunately, I'm lazy.
Dominic
I think Emma's going to.
trav
Unfortunately the law wasn't technically broken. From the Land Transport (Road User) Rule 2004:

6.10 Parking near fire hydrants

(1) A driver or person in charge of a vehicle must not stop, stand, or park the vehicle—

(a) within 500 mm of a fire hydrant; or
(b) if the fire hydrant is situated below the surface of the road, within 500 mm of the centre of the cover of the hydrant.

(2) A driver or person in charge of a vehicle must not stop, stand, or park the vehicle between the nearer edge of the roadway and any portion of a marking on the roadway indicating the presence of a fire hydrant, the centre of which marking is not more than 6 m from a fire hydrant situated outside the roadway.

(3) However, a driver is not in breach of subclause (1) or subclause (2) if the driver proves that he or she remained in the vehicle or left in charge of the vehicle a person licensed and capable of moving it if necessary.

We measured it; between the marking on the road and the hydrant itself there are a little more than seven metres. Damn.
trav