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Life's burning questions.

Life's burning questions.

Direct from the minds of our country's finest youth, as captured during a musical tour:




















robbie

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Wolverine, a gazelle, Queen, Sandiego would just disappear along with the Statue of Liberty, God, Graham.
Dominic
Statue of Liberty? Is that a reference to The Day After Tomorrow? God vs Earth?
robbie
Nah. It's just what she does.
A Mysterious Unknown
so says nobody.

t r a v

p.s., the queen would kick Queen's''' collective asses es s
aymar
Wolverine - got those knife things which are way bigger than a wolves
Gazelle - anything would win against a news paper
Queen - shes too old and frail, plus Brian May would do a wicked guitar solo and her head would explode
Sandiego - would probably slip away, but in the right circumstances i.e. an empty room with no doors the cast of Carmen would be able to catch her and like kick her or something.
God The Father - he knows where Don Vito Corleone would strike next and could anticipate it. Also, he could use his lightning attack.
Graham - he has the will to survive
Sam
Not true - paper beats rock.
robbie
So wait... if paper beats rock, and Queen is rock, then paper beats Queen.

So... gazelle beats gazette, paper beats Queen, Queen beats The Queen, and Queen Victoria sends the Royal Navy and heaps of regiments to claim half of Africa and subjugate all the gazelles.
robbie
Hand in the shape of paper beats hand in the shape of rock.

Queen are also some weird subgenre of rock.
Sam
Neither werewolves nor Wolverine exist, so its moot, Gazelle, Queen, the cast of Carmen by default cause Sandiego doesn't exist, the Godfather by default because God the Father doesn't exist, and I have no clue.
Alyx
If Sandiego doesn't exist then the Godfather doesn't exist.


But they all do exist, otherwise we wouldn't have found pictures of them on the internet.
Sam
either a werewolf (if the moon's full) or they both gang up on alyx to teach her how real they are, a gazette (not The Gazette, mind you; but the pen is the sword), Carmen Sandiego (not only elusive but has henchmen too), Queen E. (will strangle them with her pearls), God the Father (but only if he's watching me type this), Glenn (grew up on the rough streets of Whenuapai)

t r a v
aymar
There's a man who's talking sense. 2 kudos.
Sam
Yes....

Of course! the pen IS the sword...

it all makes sense