The best a man can get

This is the single biggest piece of news you will hear all week. They're doing five! They're actually doing five! Holy shit, they're doing FIVE!

As predicted by The Onion 18 months ago.

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I remember that article...

"We're gonna be the biggest baddest motherplucking razor in town."

Or something along those lines. I can't remember it verbatim and I can't be bothered following the link.

Schick® is definitely out of shape now.

I demand you get one Trav so I can snort coke off your neck. How awesome would that be.

I don't get it. Why is five good?

It's one more than four. Duh!

the next one should just be a little slave that shaves you with a ninja sword.

T: I have one. He has a name but I can't tell you what it is because it goes against his ninja order. I called him by his name a few weeks ago and he's been in a mood with me ever since, hence my current facial hair situation. I'm sure there's another reason he's moody too: I'm trying to find a miniature female for him but it's really hard. When I do, I'll mate them and market their offspring, then sell the studs to Schick to help them back onto their feet. If anybody can help me out, reply in comments and I'll give you a good cut.
trav

f--king brilliant. Mod up.

yes yes, you're the man...

T: heh, or not....
trav