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Emporium

Drink! Truth! Cake!

More of me blathering = less pictures of Justin. Well, that's what I figure anyway; they don't teach you that shit in Maths 102. They don't teach you anything in Maths 102. I have a test tomorrow, which is why I'm not sleeping.

This is a post to make it three in a row, and hopefully four tomorrow. So it's not actually about anything. I can live with posting shit because nobody else is. In fact, here's a challenge. I swear I will activate the next piece of non-pornographic news that comes in. That's right, this is your big chance to sneak your uninformed, idiotic or just plain boring thoughts into the public^H^H^H^H^H^HSE arena. All you shoutbox bastards who won't post your dumb views as news are cowards. Cowards with unfulfilled girlfriends. Even you Alyx.

Here's another formula for you dickheads to learn: bitchy news items > bitchy shoutbox posts. Mwahaha. Editorial control is MIIINE!
Dominic

Comments

I won't post it as a news item, but here it is.

Laura's hot but a slut. Ben wants us to shut the pluck up. So, lets.
Alyx
News flash drama on the internet is for faggots
Puchu
HI WAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
canuckboy
Ignore Tom, he's drunk.
Alyx
Hi...
chrls
Look at all those movie stars.

They're all so beautiful and clean.
Alyx
Dom, my dear, you didn't post your views as a news item either.

So, therefore, that too makes you a coward. With an unfulfilled girlfriend.

...That's if a bottle of $5.75 wine counts a girlfriend..?

I'm kidding. (In case you couldn't tell)
Alyx
$5.75! What!

It's either $4.16 or $7.99, never between. Get with it.
Dominic
haha. $4.16 just makes you sound cheap.
Alyx
I am.
Dominic
holy s--t, i was listening to that line, just as i read that post. almost as funny as what dom did this morning..
canuckboy
Uh. Yeah. Now that's something I would post about if I could remember - I've only got a second hand recollection of it.

I can remember reminescing about the time I did the same thing as this morning when I was 18 months old. That was at my Grandparents hotel, which had the hinges on the inside unfortunately. They had to call a guy to break into the window I think.
Dominic
So much for history never repeating...