All By Himself
So this is what happens when I'm bored and have access to people on webcams, MS Paint and a Print Screen button.
One day, Justin ran out of porn.
He was struck dumb. And something happened to his nose..
When I commented on the messiness of his room, and the unmadeness of his bed, and his resemblence to a monkey in the above picture.. I got this look.
Without girls to ogle, Justin found himself to be utterly, utterly, utterly bored. And in need of natural light.
Then Justin stumbled upon a website. He started to drool, in awe. He couldn't find a clean tissue to wipe up his drool with, so he used his hand. (This movement could also be construed as Justin checking to see if he needed to shave, but I like the drool spin better).
Finally, after the sun had set, and he had changed shirts and grown his hair slightly, Justin had to resort to pulling funny faces to keep his eyes open.
And then he snuggled down with Smokey, to fall asleep by the glow of his monitor.
This has been a educational production to show those uneducated about Justin's habits, just exactly what he does.
And, I know it's a few days early, but this just means I get in first. Happy Birthday, Justin.