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REPORT: AFCDTA S.UNKA W1014504 AEOPUT

THAT BEDPACK IS F**KIN' ARSE!

For many of you,  you probably don't know who Seawolf actually is, but anyway, those of you that do know can tell the others:-) Anyway, its probably a HUGE surprise to even see me submit some news. Well, we got some town leave today (off RNZAF Recruit Course R1/05), and would you believe it, there is an internet cafe in Blenheim haha.

I apologise for the spelling, but I dopn;t have much time, if I miss the bus back to base, I'll get charged and have to paint curbs for a week probably! (I'm not kidding)  The For those who know what I'm talkin' about, the headline reflects the mian remark givin' out during our inspections every morning, yep, EVERY morning. Get up 5.30am, not that bad, but, you spend the next 40 minutes dusting, making bedpacks, ironing  and anything else. IF the your bedspace is shit in the dormitory, then your going to get shafted good style! I'm  freaked out I'm gonna get it pretty soon (it WILL happen, I'll screw up somthing huge, like have a piece of dust on my pillow, or under the paper in the bottom of my drawers!

I'm still shit at shooting the Steyr and stuff, the only thing I was kind of good at was the double tap, standing, 13/15, 32/40 for the rest, and thats only on a 25m range!!! We just started on the C9 LSW (M249 SAW, or Minimi for others). 

I was in Hospiltal for a night of observation last Saturday as I was concussed during PT (gumby cunt I am), so yeah pretty pissed of about that, got tonnes of wounds and bruises, it is BLOOD, SWEAT and TEARS haha. Man, I miss THE ROCK and T4W heaps. We are in a blank spot for the Rock which is CRAP, luckily I have my CD's and a CD player (GASP!)

Oh well,  I gotta sign off now, gotta get some hair spray (for ironing - awesome creases!) and washing liquid and polish for my boots and if I'm lucky I might get more time later to post something else if Justin and Dom let me! IF i'm lucky and not a heap of shit in the next 7 weeks I just might pass the course and be back in Auckland on April the 20th:-)

Signing off - OUT

Sunil

 

Seawolf

Comments

Sounds pretty heavy duty dude. I couldn't do it. I would break into thousands of little pieces, because I'm soft.
Justin
These Four Walls misses your support too, Sunil.

Man, I remember it like yesterday. December 4th, sitting across from you at that table as you filled out your application form. Hope you can catch a show when you're back in town next...we're on to something huge.
chrls
Hardcore.
Dominic
Dang. I could never do that. Mainly because I can't tidy for s--t.
Alyx
I know why Sunil can make it through that stuff - Because he doesn't come from the shore.
Justin
Whiskey one zero one four fife zero four, get that hair spray out of your dresser! Haha I can tell your doing fine man, you certainly weren't distressed on the phone! Ah everyones average on the steyr, mainly because its an average weapon, remember in real life you can miss the c--t by a few inches and still take him down with the energy blast swooping by. When you get to the C9 just enjoy that feeling as the rounds chug out at a speed of 1000 per minute, and imagine your worst enemy as the cardboard 50m away. Whos winning the wank competition?
Chris
Dare I ask what the wank competition is?
Justin
You do. Who can clock up the most in one day. Thing is, you have to prove you did it.
Chris
.....How?
Alyx
Observing someone entering the toilets, and no bad smell when they come out? Or hearing grunts from inside ther cubicle? Not too sure.